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Tete-a-tete with a certain Mr. Pitter!

ALL my Ntrance friends are going to love this, er maybe :)

“U never address a person by saying Mr. and his first name for Gods sake! Its always Mr.Last name… Do I need to teach you that as well now? God!” He thundered… His wrath rained upon poor old Snehal for the second time in the past two hours. She was white knucled, trembling and mad at the same time! I mean they were all of afraid of him weren’t they? Justin Pitter! QAL, Hitler for others was one of the nicest persons I have worked with. Here are some excerpts from an interview I conducted only recently…
DS: Mr.P how does life do u then?
JP: It does me like it does u don’t it boy?
DS: Do u miss the old days at Ntrance?
JP: Course I do, I miss all the fun and the lovely people (sniggers) I spent some of my most memorable days in Helpline, and met some brilliant people as well, take u for instance!
DS: Praise from JP? What’s the catch there Mr.?
JP: No catch, good mood today, the vodka was exceptional tonight..
DS: Aah, so now we know.. Anyway what was the most forgetful incident while u were at Helpline?
JP: Well there wasn’t any such incident, but something worth remembering was when Neil had borrowed my Kurta for a photograph and then left me without even a shirt in the mens room for over 40mins! I had to explain to every single person who walked in what I was doing half naked in there(smiles)
DS: Oh yes… I remember taking the mickey out of u then, and of course when Nicky and Laura had come down, we just gave u a right hard time, that was fun.. So is it true that U slept with one of em?
JP: Well, I shall leave that for you to guess, people are not going to believe me anyway, and not that I care in the first place, so No Comment!
DS: Very well then, who according to you was the most gorgeous babe we had in the team?
JP: Ah nice question, but no one really fit my bill.
DS: Allright, we know we caused you some considerable strain while we were being accredited, who was worse of all?
JP: Snehal, has to be her.. no offense though, but I seriously doubted the fact that I was a good trainer then ;P
DS: Err.. yes we all know that to be a widely accepted fact don’t we?
JP: Of course, of course.. and I hate to break it to you but I need to get back to work now, nice chatting, bye.
DS: Very well Mr. P, have a good day and thank you for your valuable time. :)

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