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Auzzies shipped back!

A blind man, with a wooden leg and no shoes could run more efficiently on hot coals than Gambhir ! Seriously.. if he wanted to take a crap.. I mean there is always the option of RETIRED HURT!

Bowling out OZ on a "sandpit" within 260 was India outdoing itself in the field today.. however they became their usual selves in their chase... doddering idiots! Its like they fancy being Real Madrid.. Yuvraj finally does justice to the talent that he possess, coming in at No.5 and still managing to score more than 300 runs in the tourney at an average of over 100 is no easy task. Add to that the dozen or so wickets.. and a few brilliant saves in the field.. he for me is the Cricketer of the tournament already.

I am a huge fan of Mr. Smash it out of the ground-Pathan but I prefer the cool head on his shoulders Raina to be honest. He is more of a batsman for me.. not as flamboyant as pathan but a safer bet in any condition. he was a bit off colour on the SA tour against the short stuff, but he is crafty customer back home. Well picked Dhoni. SO what if u cant bat.. u can stilll gamble.. Atta boy! Err.. Just one more thing.. Ask Amir Khan whats the best medicine for AMNESIA! U have so forgotten how to hit the ball.. USE WOODEN STICK TO HIT BALL TO WHERE PEOPLE SIT AND WATCH MATCH! how hard is it! 3 litres of milk a day.. What a waste!

Anyhow.. pakistan is on a Roll.. and We should be learnign from our mistakes and TRY not to make the same ones again and again.. So lets hope we stick together.. and win the next One.. Its probably more important than winning the finals if u ask me.. GO INDIA GO!


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